June 13th, 2010

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Captain Kirk to crew of the USS Enterprise! It's been a long wait, but we're finally getting back on our feet. Er. Wings. Engines?
Never mind. To get back on topic, we're setting out on our very first Five Year Mission. Right now, we're going to be helping in the building of Vulcan II, by way of cargo and what muted efforts us puny humans can provide on the surface. It is highly unlikely that we will be shot at, blown up, attacked in general, and otherwise delayed on the trips there and back, short of internal fuckups. Note to crew: Please do not fuck up.

Kirk out! OFF, OFF, AND AWAY!

PS: Seriously. Nobody fuck up.